In the ’80s, you could identify the relevant ski heroes—Hattrup, Coombs, Cummings—by catching the credits of a Greg Stump film. But then Glen Plake and Scot Schmidt made off-piste skiing so cool that freeskiers began sprouting like dandelions. Now, the Doctor can’t even count all the freeskier cliques on one glove—jibbers, big-mountain honchos, X Gamers, expeditioners, freeheel geeks, ski-resort “ambassadors, and film skiers (each company has its own posse). Still, some current stars will keep shining. Seth Morrison’s signature-model skis, Crayola hair, and catlike acrobatics make him hard to forget. Shane McConkey’s nude back flips, alter ego (that’s Saucer Boy to you), and ski BASE jumps will likely give his celebrity long legs. But, in literal terms, he’ll need a mohawk to ever be as big as Plake.