What to do when your beagle snarls like a bobcat? Call Jeff Jordy, resident animal communicator at El Monte Sagrado Spa in Taos, N. M., touted for his ability to commune with beasts from birds to burros. What’s going on in that mutt’s head? Just ask.The process is three-fold: a meeting with Jordy to discuss your pooch’s “issues,” followed by a 24-hour period during which the two “talk it out.” Then he clues in the owners.
The results? Doctor- doggie confidentiality prevents full disclosure, but the word at the pound is two paws up. $100—$180; 800-828-8267