Best Mullet Removal

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On February 10, a vacationing South Carolinian at Crested Butte took a 100-foot ass-over-hairdo tumble on the 44-degree run Phaser, only to catch a stump where General Custer caught the tomahawk. No big deal. A clinic doc reattached the man's dangling scalp-with 91 staples.