Best Of: Third Sign of the Apocalypse: John Oates Rips (on Teles).

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Yes, the swarthy, dark-haired, smaller half of Hall and Oates-the man behind "Maneater"-is a rippin' telemarker. As in ski-film-worthy, knee-dropping-through-a-foot-of-blower-in-the-trees-at-high-speeds-rippin'. (Yeah, he's flailing a bit in the photo, but c'mon-he's carrying a guitar!) Can't go for that? No can do? Watch out, boy, he'll chew you up.