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You Got the Wrong Guy Jackson: When a 35-year-old man was pulled over for driving without his lights on at 3 a.m., he admitted, ?I probably shouldn?t have driven.? You got that right, buddy. He blew a .152?and he was driving another man?s truck.More Mistaken Identity Summit County: A highly intoxicated couple calls the sheriff in a panic to report that everything in their home has been stolen. Turns out the couple was in a vacated neighbor?s apartment.Killing Time Telluride: As of this past June, it?s now a misdemeanor to leave your car running for more than 30 seconds in town. Which means smoking dope, starting a bar fight, and running nude through the streets carry the same charges as Telluride?s favorite pastime: idling.