"Please, skip the grab.
"You would think with all of my earnings I could afford new gear this year!"
"I was hoping my shorts wouldn't bunch up like this."
"We crap short shorts.
"Jon tries to replace the North Star, that white light is too bright!"
Holy Hell! Where's the water?
"No thanks, I air dry."
"It's a bird, It's a plane...It's about to spend some time in the hospital"
"I don't know why Mom doesn't show up to these events."