Loose lips: October 2002

Loose Lips
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"My 19-year-old friend walked up to an older woman in the bar, and said, 'I bet you've always dreamed of being with a 19-year-old,' then left with her five minutes later. It was the fastest pick-up I've ever seen."

-Mike Douglas, Canadian Air Force pipe-and-park pioneer, wishing he were 19 again.
Note: This line works best if you're tall, rich, happen to model for a living, and are, in fact, 19