BEST EXCUSE TO GOOGLE HEIDI KLUM

SEAL, YOU LIE!

Last December,

People

reported that pop star Seal proposed to supermodel Heidi Klum near Whistler, “at 14,000 feet, in uncharted terrain, on a glacier, in a natural snow cave, in an igloo” (Seal’s words). Turns out the “igloo” was a quinzee, and the cave was made of ice. Moreover, the two affianced at 6,500 feet on a glacier that has, like the rest of our roundish planet, most certainly been mapped-probably by Starbucks’ real estate department.

September 2005